Tuesday

shelfuckmi

totally invited everyone i've ever emailed to shelfari, which is something i'll register with and probably never visit again, since in fact i do not know how to read. waiting for angry responses from craigslist furniture sellers and local government officials i've emailed to roll in in 3...2...1...

6 comments:

bender said...

(it was by accident)

-k said...

shelfherpes / shelforrea / shelphilis

Shelfari is like crabs.

Like crabs with no small press publications.

I think Mr. Sirois got it first then spread it to all his friends and dalliances. Then Ms. Eisenhower gave it to about forty people.

Reen said...

I have made a perimeter around myself of alcohol and DEET. You cannot poison me with your shelfari!

bender said...

i am the face of shelfari.

bender said...

definitely received a response from an erstwhile craigslist furniture seller. she thinks i interviewed her in DC and sent me an updated biography of herself.

Ryan W. said...

but really in the grand scheme of things does it matter