i saw a fire eater on the sidewalk last night.
my coworker saw a man lean back and inhale as if he was about to sneeze, and he leaned forward and vomited all over the street.
today i saw a woman in a lime green thong bikini and stilletos on top of a decrepit street car on the side of the road.
tonight i had dinner with chris toll. those of us who are interested will be transported to the 5th dimension on 12/21/2012. we will sleep for three days and awaken to be fed in the streets by aliens.
in the future (not that one) chris toll and i will host a neovirgin dance/tupperware party. only those witnessing a 2-year or longer sex attack may attend. RSVP telepathically.

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