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Scranton Steamer (n.): 1. any extremely mundane sexual act, usually involving at least one person, occurring in or around Scranton and/or something emitting steam. 2. the physical or emotional fallout of any extremely mundane sexual act occurring in or around Scranton and/or something emitting steam.

Scranton Steamy (adj.): having the quality of any extreme mundane sexual act occurring in or around Scranton and/or something emitting steam.

Scranton Steam (v.): to perform any extremely mundane sexual act in or around Scranton and/or something emitting steam.

4 comments:

-k said...

Mmmmh. This is a nice PG-rated version of the definitions that I heard going around last night.

bender said...

but the train kids make it horribly disconcerting

Ryan W. said...

people. you. in a funnel. pack it into an old shampoo bottle. an empty one. or mostly empty. whatever. light that shit. put it in a cone. a sugar cone. jam that into some mud. few steps back, now you run and kick it with no shoe on. then you take your foot. off. you take your foot off and apply a turn a kit. tournaquette. to the leg, so you don't bled to deth. put your foot on a, a turtle. tie it to a turtle. no turtles are harmed. you let the turtle walk around on the wall-to-wall carpet, and it trails that. it trails it. it makes a shape. then you tear up the carpet, roll it up, and tie it to your back, like on national geographic, on the hottest day of July, and you hike it to scranton from wherever you are. you roll it out on the lawn of city hall. and you do pretty much whatever, in the shape the turtle made, with whoever. whatever you do, there, it's the scranton steamer.

bender said...

that's more or less correct, and mundane. i like that i'm in a funnel in a cone in the mud, yet i continue to kick me and tie me to a turtle.