Thursday
lifestyle shifts
welcome back. [censored]
i believe that [censored]
my animal totem. perhaps [censored]
i should consider mailing a dog [censored]
submission (also below).
when i awoke smiling, [censored]
"remember this! [censored]
a penis [censored]
dangerously close [censored]
i am working toward [censored]
i would work toward [censored]
the gore factor, [censored]
the latent catholic [censored]
in second grade, [censored]
a laminated golden rule [censored]
i could go to the bathroom [censored]
in my pajamas on purpose [censored]
pee in bed, but do it in the right pajamas [censored]
'heritage,' [censored]
a topographic medium [censored]
the shapes her mouth makes when she [censored]
an early genetics theory, [censored]
but i can't remember which one [censored]
one shucks between fits [censored]
bye.
Posted by bender at 4:25 PM
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3 comments:
oh crap
if your ass was shaped like an infinity sign, you wouldn't have these problems.
would that it were so!!!
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