call me in the morning

if you're looking for an agressive way to work out, and compulsive masturbation is just not for you, i recommend painting over an entire room of stucco with a ginormous roller of creamsicle orange until your chicken arms shake with glee.

if that doesn't work, go draw some dump trucks in chalk on a tree with a two year old.

if that doesn't work, flee to canada or wash your face.

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